The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow long enough.
A guy and his girlfriend were getting frisky, and he says “I’m pretty good, god-like even” as he starts to go down on her. “Oh god! Oh god!” she’s screaming and thinks “he really is god-like” as she finishes with an “ooooooh gooooooood!”. He lifts his head, spits in the water glass on the night stand, and proclaims, “Red wine!!”
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you and you're being chased by a lion. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
A kangaroo walks into a bar And orders an espresso martini. While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks: "don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?""Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."
Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings? Because it’s always too soon.^(i feel bad)
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.