The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
"NSFW" Peter Paul took Peppermint Patty behind the Powerhouse and stuck his Butterfinger up her Cherry Bing. She let out a Snicker.Nine Mounds later she had a Baby Ruth.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.Edit to add: Thank you for the Gold and Silvers kind strangers!
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
My new year's resolution is to do less drugs No wait, _fewer_ drugs—it's to do fewer drugs
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night. I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
Two men are lost in the desert when they spot a tree covered in bacon. One of the men exclaims "a bacon tree! we're saved". However as he rushes over to it he dies in a hail of bullets. It turns out that it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
A blonde woman is driving through the countryside when she spots another blonde woman sitting in a canoe in the middle of a field, trying to row through the grass. Feeling very angry she pulls over her car, stomps over to the fence, and calls out to the woman in the canoe. “It’s women like you who make blondes look stupid. If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod
UK comedian Bobby Ball has sadly passed away David Beckham has been invited to read the eulogy. The family wanted a dead ball specialist
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]