The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.