The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
What do horses say when they fall? I can't giddy up.
What's another name for an iPhone power cord? Apple juice.
If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'