The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
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What did the necrophile do when he met a hot chick? He took her out.
One of my patients forgot their stool sample today I guess some people just don’t give a shit
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.