The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'