The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I don't know why they bother with all that science history stuff in class like "Nature abhors a vacuum". Anyone who's ever had pets knew that already.
An Internet Explorer user was recently mugged by a snail, a turtle, and a sloth. When reporters asked him if he could describe the muggers, he responded, "Not very well. It all happened so fast."