The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Two cows are grazing in a field: “You ever worry about Mad Cow Disease?” The other cow goes- “Why would I care? I’m a helicopter.”