The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference. Needless to say he killed.
The Detroit Lions announced that they’re releasing their running back, Kerryon Johnson. Needless to say, he will not Kerryon with the team.
(This is tru) yesterday, I was with my niece, and she came round the corner on her bike with stabilisers, ‘look dad, no hands’, ‘that’s coz you have 4 wheels millie’ said her dad, ‘and you’re always scared when I go no hands’ and then he said: ‘I have 4 wheels in my car too’
Observational humor isn't funny See?
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
A pillow warmer is a stupid idea… Use your head!
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened. Because Lisa Kudrow and David was a good Schwimmer
Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill ...those were the Goodyears.
"It baffles me, that bacteria can thrive, even when being turned into cheese. It seems like a such a hostile environment! Then again... "Life finds a whey."
A man walks up to me and says.. .."Why are you making a fire around the pot of water you are in?"I say "Sorry, just trying to build my self a-steam."
The executioner decapitated the man in a single stroke, and then hacked him into pieces. Almost a flawless execution, but then he butchered it.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'