The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!