The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Why is that when other people don't take no for an answer, they are hailed as being persevering, showcasing the beauty of human spirit etc, but when I don't take no for an answer I get reported for sexual harassment
I recently received a letter about my donkey dying, but as I was reading it, a gust of wind caught it and blew it up into the sky. It became an ass ending sending ascending.
A Man Has Been Stealing Tires From Police Cars The police have been working tire-lessly to catch him
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.