The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
The best gift I ever received was a broken drum. You can't beat that.
Why did the cashier rip money in half? They were asked to break a bill.
What did the alpaca say to his date? "Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.