The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
What chairs do drummers use to drum in? A rocking chair.
What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.
What do you call a celebration for bubble tea at Comic Con? Boba Fete.
A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents. "So, what do you do for work?" asks the inquisitive father potato. “Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster." The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately. “Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.The father shouts, “I’m not having *my* daughter hanging around with a commentator!"
A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.
A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
What do you call a French guy with a loaf of bread stuck up his butt? A pain in the ass.
How do flowers have sex? Florally
What was the tastiest dinosaur? Steakasaurus.
What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.