The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
I’m making a coat out of pancakes. I call it my flapjacket.
a spider a snake and a kangaroo walked into a bar it was a normal day in australia
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it
I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been to Chernobyl... 14.
One single day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was handed a letter and thought to myself.. .. this isn't for me.
My grandmother was famous for growing delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on top of her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.I fulfilled my promise.She’s dead and berried.
Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water? Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too
So a time traveler meets George W Bush... Time Traveler: "What year is it?"George Bush: "2001"TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"GB: "Before"
What did the snowman say to the hipster? Man, I thought I was white
Did you hear about the cargo ship that sunk while shipping food? Apparently there was a leek in the boat.
Does anyone know the actor that played forest gump? T hanks
Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
Imagine making a belt out of a bunch of $100 bills tied together That would be a huge waist of money.
An guy with dwarfism tried explaining he escaped by climbing down the outside wall of a prison It was a little condescending.