The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.