The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋

Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.