The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋

Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.

To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.

I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.

Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.

I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.

Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.