The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Forecast calls for a heavy downpour of faecal matter I heard it's going to be a total shit storm
A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem. When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.