The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.