The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Did you hear the joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction? [removed]
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.