The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house. One day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damged his home. Now he’s in a pickle.
I went for a job interview and got offered the job as a fisherman but turned it down as the net pay wasn't good
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!