The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters Therapist: you are?Me: "screams"Therapist: Oh I seeMe: "continues to scream"
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.