The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Pepsico have teamed up with a leading pharmaceutical company to created a viagra infused soft drink. I cannot wait to pour myself a stiff one
Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating? Stem cell research.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.