The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Why did blonde had lipstick all over the steering wheel ? Because she was trying to blow the horn
What bounces and makes children sad? The checks I write to the Make-A-Wish foundation.
A wire just fell from the ceiling I was shocked when the electrician couldn’t fix it.
A man went to jury duty. During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Someone knocked on the door, startling him, and he knocked himself out cold on the closet shelf. When the jury filed back into the courtroom, the judge noticed one was missing. “What happened to my 12th juror?” The jury foreman replied, “Head in-jury your honor, but I hear he just came to.”
Mary had a little lamb... Her gynecologist fainted.