The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
My grandmother is really impressed by how much politicians seem to get done these days She's always going on about how they're all full of doo-doo.
I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them
Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019... I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.