The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If only mosquito nets were handed out in Africa. Each year we could save millions of mosquitoes dying needlessly of AIDS
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
It took a while for Americans to get COVID-19. But in China, they got it right off the bat.