The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I told my friend that sometimes after you go to the bathroom, you can wipe yourself and the toilet paper comes up completely clean He said “no shit”
I'm worried that my grandma is starting to lolse her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she'd been marking herself all over with her bingo pen. She's completely dotty.
What did the boy say to the mounted policeman? I've never seen a horse with two dicks before!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'- 50 Shades of Macy Gray.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.