The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.