The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
Why are there no churches in space? Without gravity there can be no mass.
I went to the petrol station to pump up my car tyre... and the guy charged me 50p. I said “it was only 20p last week”. He said “that’s the price of inflation”
One of the things that you get upset if it works and even more if it doesn't: the alarm clock. That poor thing! It is so scared of you that while waking you up asks if you want a 5 minutes snooze.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.
My daughter just shrieked at me, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?" What an odd way to begin a conversation.