The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I had a joke about Nirvana, but Nevermind.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
A guy walks into a convenience store, and he grabs a single-serving meal, a single-serving drink, a single-serving toothpaste, a single-serving dessert, single-serving everything, and he goes up to the counter with it. The woman at the counter says, "Let me guess, you're single?" And he says, "Yeah, how could you tell?" And she says, "Because you're really fucking ugly."
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.