The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore
I heard a woman on the street today tell her boyfriend “ALL MEN ARE DOGS!” during an argument.... But for some reason she wasn’t very happy when I asked if I could pet him.And anyways, it was pretty irresponsible to have him off leash and all.
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome... Made me so wet.
Today I asked my daughter for a phone book... She said "you're such a boomer" and handed me her phone. So, now, the spiders dead, my daughters phone is broken, and she's really pissed at me now..
My boyfriend claimed size doesn't matter. But then the wallpaper he put up all fell off.