The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Last night, a thief stole the flight of stairs I need to climb to get into my 3rd floor apartment. That's messed up on so many levels!
Why did the exotic perfume salesman continue going out during lockdown? He had no common scents
Humans exist in a tight range of 7.35-7.45 pH which means... Y'all basic!
Why did the onion get flustered? It saw the salad dressing.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Did you know the Pope's favourite scent is Pope-pourri?
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking." "Now settle down," the doctor calmly told him. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.