The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!