The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
What does a vegetarian zombie say? Grains! Grains!
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they beat the room for being black.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't Budget<drops mic>Ironically I'm an Accountant and have Chron's so this is not my problem.
Can we stop the conspiracy theories on Epstein's death? It was a normal suicide, because he had nothing to live for. "This post is supported and paid for by the Clinton Foundation"
Why do K-pop fans suffer from flashbacks after traumatic events? Because they have BTSD.
What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road? There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.
What did the knight say to the turnip? Begone, foul beet!
7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever. It's all water under the bridge now.
I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid They always tasted worse than the other crayons
A man was riding on the bus and reading and article about life and death statistics. Fascinated he turns to the fellow sitting next to him and says "did you know that everytime I breathe somebody's dies?" The fellow turns to him and says "have you tried mouthwash?"
What does a ghost do when it gets upset? Loses its sheet!
I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can say I'm agnocchic.