The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Unexpected She: Why is your shirt smudged with ink blots?He: I refilled a printer cartridge at work today.Octopus under their bed: *whispers* Tell her about us, you chicken.
Is 'The Vampire Diaries' even a good show? I heard the Characters suck a lot
Her: I'm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour. Me: Wait. I can change.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Did you hear that new band Plastic? They mostly wrap.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment. They are already experts at recycling.
Circumcision jobs don't pay much But you get to keep the tips
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
When I was a child, my mom’s nickname for me was Exclamation Point. She was shocked I wasn’t a period.