The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why can't you tell dad jokes until you have kids? It's a faux pas.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
Every time I drink food coloring, I dye a little on the inside.
A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection.
"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?" "No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs.""Why the two dogs?" "See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!