The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”