The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I love how the ninja turtles wear masks Great way to hide your identity, it's not like you're a giant fucking turtle or something
I just saw a council worker squash a Snail under his boot. I asked him "what the fuck did you do that for?"He replied "I'm sick to death of him following me around all day".
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.