The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
When I told my parents that I'd lost all of my senses except hearing and taste, they kicked me out They won't support me now that they know I'm bisensual
People claim ghosts are real... But I’ve lived in this house for 527 years and I’ve never seen one.
Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub? Coz of the amount of reused content here.
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
My friend wanted to exchange his hourglass for my globe. But I would never trade the world for more time.
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
A hunter was asked what he did for a living, and he responds that he "hunts tigers in Africa." When it's pointed out that there are no tigers in Africa, he replies "that's because I do my job".
I took a dump and then sprayed lemon-scented air freshener after Now it smells like shit-rus
How do you make a Kleenex dance Put a little boogie in it!
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with silver" I said "No it doesn't"