The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!