The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough. You make me sick.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.