The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Tonight on Thursday Night Football, the stadium was 25% full of fans. Turns out they didn’t actually have any Covid policies in place. That’s just the kind of turnout you get when it’s the Bengals and the Browns.
Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife? A knife has a point
I bought a racing snail I bought a racing snail but it kept losing. In desperation I removed it's shell, thinking it would be lighter and faster.It didn't work, it became more sluggish.
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
What's brown and sticky A stick.
Mark and his wife were driving along a country road. They weren't speaking to each other due to an earlier argument. As they passed a particularly rural stretch, they spotted a couple of monkeys in the treetops. "Relatives of yours?", asked Mark sarcastically."Yes," she replied. "My in-laws."
*At my boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin* "Who's thinking outside the box now Karin?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.