The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.