The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Roses are red, violets ain't black Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.
Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm "You're a blizzard, Harry"
My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
What do you call a triangle that got OWNED? A rectangle.
Once a man was lying on the beach wearing nothing but a hat on his crotch. Then a lady came by her and said, "If you were a gentleman you would have lifted your hat to a lady."Then he replies “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes. She's going to be pissed off when she comes home from work.
I saw a duck mating a pillow the other day... I guess it was DTF
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? Do not eat if seal is broken
If my coworker had a dollar for every time i made a sexist joke... She would have ¢0.77
My wife really likes her Rampant Rabbit It's not her favourite sex toy, but it's definitely right up there.
A biologist, a mathematician, and a physicist watch as two people enter an empty house and three people leave the house. The biologist says, "They reproduced."The mathematician says, "If one person enters the house, it will be empty again."The physicist says, "At least one of our observations was incorrect."
Not to spoil the Eclipse for anyone tomorrow but... Bella chooses Edward.
In a banana republic the traffic lights go from green to yellow to brown.