The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
A guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables The bartender says “look, I’m gonna serve you, but you better not try to start anything “
NSFW: My wife suggested bringing toys into the bedroom to spice things up. So I fisted her with hulk hands.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How do you kill the ender dragon You ender
Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock? It destroyed the Governor's mansion.
What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common? The phone rings green....green.....green! So you pink it up and say yellow.