The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I was washing my hands in a public bathroom yesterday and someone stole my mood ring I don’t know how I feel about it...
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Why was the burglar so sensitive? He takes things personally.
What instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
Without geometry life is pointless.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.