The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
Must be strange being Tiger Woods; Getting to hear, "Morning, Woods!" all the time!
A student was standing at the edge of the roof of his school and was about jump off and commit suicide. Suddenly from the school grounds his physics teacher yells to him, "Don't jump, you've got lots of potential!"
You better call early if you want a reservation at the library today. They’re usually fully-booked.
If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women? Pinocchio
You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.