The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
A prisoner digs a hole out of jail.... .... and ends up in a toddler playground and yells "I'm free! I'm free!" and a kids walks up and says "So big deal, I'm four!"
What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
A tire was talking to a hubcap after a roadtrip The tire says "man I've had a long day." The hubcap replies "I feel you, are you exhausted?"And the tire says "no, that's the guy in the back, I'm just tired."
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? See if he's coffin.