The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What is an owl’s favorite board game? Guess Who?
I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies? A swallow.
I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What do you call bears with no ears? B.