The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
"I've never been good at dealing with confrontation." "Pardon?""Nothing."
What has legs, feet, and runs but cannot go anywhere by itself? A pair of pantyhose.
So two atoms walk out of a bar after last call and the manager locks the door behind them. One atom turns to the other and says, "Oh shit! I left my electron in there." And the second atom says, "Oh no! Are you positive??"
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
An angel once visited me but only described the measurements of a triangle to me. Its felt like a sine from God
Two eggs in a frying pan One says to the other; “wow! It’s warm in here!”The other replies “Argh!!! A talking egg!”
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '