The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
A man was brought to the ER badly injured from an accident. “We’re losing him!” said a nurse. “Not on my watch!” said the surgeon, who clocked out and went home.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Did you see Mike Pence left the Colts game because the players knelt for the national anthem? He was quoted as saying "I won't stand for this" on the way out
Bullfrog If Kermit's astrological sign is Taurus, does that make him a Bullfrog?
I ate a salad for dinner! It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce. And cheese.... I had a pizza.